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Dan Gleason
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PostSubject: Selling Peaches Joke   Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:17 am

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He
knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very
sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the
peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled the
top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"


He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little
tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee
off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said, "Yes,"
and a tear came from the other eye.


Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and
asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said, "Yes," and broke down
crying.


She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"


Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood
my got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, I voted for Obama and now I
think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches...
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PostSubject: Re: Selling Peaches Joke   Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:04 pm

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